Cute Bow Tie Hearts Blinking Blue and Pink Pointer baby got back

chamelion-circuit:

foreverweddings:

 Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

This is super smart

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the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

posted October 21, 2014 with 348,501 notes   //  reblog

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xyle:

bookslayer13:

xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

posted October 21, 2014 with 21,039 notes   //  reblog

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spencersotelo:

"both genders"

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"all genders"

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ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

posted October 21, 2014 with 84,057 notes   //  reblog #food

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quietandthoughtless:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE.

QUOTE THIS ONE BIT FROM THE MOVIE.

ALONG WITH ‘NEH’.

posted October 21, 2014 with 109,838 notes   //  reblog #gore #i just watched spamalot the other day AAAA

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

posted October 21, 2014 with 342,719 notes   //  reblog #bird #me on monday

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posted October 21, 2014 with 108,589 notes   //  reblog #cancer

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protomvladtheimpaler:

another important vine

posted October 21, 2014 with 46,132 notes   //  reblog #cat

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briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

posted October 21, 2014 with 62,501 notes   //  reblog

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