Cute Bow Tie Hearts Blinking Blue and Pink Pointer baby got back

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

posted September 17, 2014 with 226,017 notes   //  reblog #cat

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fagbarbie:

wedding goals

posted September 16, 2014 with 3,841 notes   //  reblog

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frantastic-lee:

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

OMG!

posted September 16, 2014 with 531,684 notes   //  reblog

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cloakstone69:

dublubby314:

My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.

*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*

posted September 16, 2014 with 88,104 notes   //  reblog

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spencerofspace:

naxriel-is-on-fire:

spencerofspace:

Accidentally dyed my hair lavender

I want to spank you like a disobedient grape.

???

posted September 16, 2014 with 2,595 notes   //  reblog

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magneito:

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 

posted September 16, 2014 with 91,837 notes   //  reblog

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wordcubed:

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.

posted September 16, 2014 with 11,293 notes   //  reblog

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lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

posted September 15, 2014 with 269,387 notes   //  reblog

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juilan:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

posted September 15, 2014 with 50,662 notes   //  reblog

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nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

posted September 15, 2014 with 33,228 notes   //  reblog #louis to harry probably #lmao this is so cute

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